JONATHAN'S AI SCHOOL
MODULE 01 — FREE SAMPLE LESSON

Get In The Door

WHICH AI SUBSCRIPTIONS ACTUALLY MATTER · AUGUST 2026 · ~5 MIN READ

Every week somebody sends me a list of "47 AI tools you need right now." Delete it. Whoever wrote it is selling clicks, not results. Here is the truth nobody selling you a tools list will say out loud: you need one paid subscription and a handful of free accounts. That's it. That's the door.

1.1The Big Three, in plain English

As of August 2026 there are three AI assistants that matter for a normal person: Claude (from Anthropic), ChatGPT (from OpenAI), and Gemini (from Google). Everything else you've heard of is either built on top of one of these, a specialty tool you don't need yet, or a wrapper charging you for what the big three do free.

1.2What to actually pay for

Pick one of the big three and pay for the standard tier — about twenty dollars a month. Not two of them. One. The paid tier isn't a luxury: it gets you the smarter models, longer memory, and higher limits, and the difference between the free brain and the paid brain is the difference between a temp and a partner.

My pick: Claude, about $20 a month. It's what runs my email triage, my research, my websites, my day. But if you're already comfortable in ChatGPT, stay — the worst choice is bouncing between all three and going deep in none.

The $100–$200 "pro" and "max" tiers exist on every platform now. Ignore them for ninety days. They're for people running the machine hard all day — that will be you soon, but it isn't you yet, and the twenty-dollar tier will not be your bottleneck this quarter. You will be.

1.3What's free, and genuinely good

1.4What NOT to pay for

This is where the gold rush gets ugly, and where the shovel-sellers get rich off people who don't know better. Do not pay for: prompt packs (asking is free, and Module 2 teaches you to ask better than any pack); "lifetime deals" on AI apps (the app will be dead before you are); wrapper apps that put a $29 skin on a model you can use for $20 or free; AI detector tools (they don't work); and any course, mine included, that costs more than a dinner out. The gatekeepers already got their forty years of tuition. This wave is cheap on purpose. Anyone charging you $2,000 to "master AI" is the problem I started this school to solve.

1.5Your homework

Tonight, not this weekend: pick your one, pay the twenty dollars, and put the app on your phone home screen where a social media app used to be. Then ask it one real question about your actual life — a letter you owe someone, a decision you're chewing on, a bill you don't understand. Not a party trick. Real work.

Total cost of entry: about $20 a month and one evening. In 1982 the machine cost more than a used car and you had to type in the programs yourself from a magazine. You're getting the deal of the century. Act like it.

THE RULE
One paid assistant. Free accounts on the rest. Zero wrappers, zero prompt packs, zero four-figure courses. Depth beats breadth — every time.
NEXT: MODULE 02 — TALK TO IT RIGHT Unlock Everything — $9.99/mo